Author: Gary

2 cups of coffee a day … do i really need so much?

500$ to take the test, 700$ a class… need to take 2 classes and 2 tests….

$2400

 

I cant stand that smell

Where do i start?

…. i thought this would be easy.

Went to a restaurant last night w/ my date.  Fucked with the waitress a little bit but she seemed to just be a bit too pissy.  My stomach is in nots, but does not hurt, but i have been belching like i have food poisoning.

the chick had a wicked smile after she handed me my food and what i’m guessing is, she definitely put something into it.

After the agonizing pain, the finger nail swells, itches and just over all feels weird and there is nothing  i can do about it.

for 20 fucking minutes with doors open.

I go from completely fine – to wanting to skin the face off of a zebra, with absolutely no cause behind it

I’m on a diet you FUCK.  Do you think I not want your bacon egg and cheese?

I can’t diet properly when all I have around me are diners

Holy hell, this becomes tedious when you do this every year Continue reading “Moving from house to house”

a chair needs to be some type of special, not the basic shit im sitting on.

What am i craving?

What is acceptable?  Should i even participate in cheat days?